Aman was driving well above the speed limit when a police car suddenly
emerged from behind, sirens blaring. Thinking he.d outpace the cop, the
man pushed his accelerator to the floor. His car.s speed rose to sixty, then
seventy, eighty, and ninety. Finally, the man thought, what the heck, and
pulled over, ready to receive a speeding ticket.
The police officer got out, leaned over the man and said: .Listen, Mister, I
have had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good
excuse and I.ll let you go..
The man thought for a moment and said: .Three weeks ago my wife ran off
with a police officer. When I saw your car in my mirror, I thought you were
that officer and were trying to give her back to me..