Monday, 1 February 2010
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman:" Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my
husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."
Doctor:"I have a real good medicine against that: When
your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of
chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and
2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks
reborn and fresh again.
Woman:" Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my
husband came home drunk I gargled repeatedly with
chamomile tea and he never touched me.
Doctor:" you see how keeping your mouth shut helps!!!"